Too Many Daves / Dude Jams - Split 7" ADD 058
Dude Jams: Bearded guy in Dude Jams with little kittens on his short socks. ÒYou want some of this? IÕll fuckinÕ kill you.Ó Three gangsters in a lowered Lexus glower. The light turns green. They just stare. Dude Jams guy slaps his chest. The car slowly creeps through a red light. Dude Jams was pretty close to losing a member. Point? Not quite sure how Dude Jams avoid being a complete Crimpshrine mess; itÕs almost like a Yoda / droid trick, except that the musicÕs just slapping you in your face with your own hands, like they shouldnÕt be able to get away so easily with what theyÕre pulling offÉ but they do.
Too Many Daves: None of the following is true. 1.) This record was performed in blackface. 2.) It was recorded at an AA meeting. 3.) Like the new Misfits, thereÕs a strict dietary and exercise regimen to be a member. 4.) They write their set lists on sticks of butter. The following is true: going through life fat and stupid is, actually, a brilliant way to handle the almost unbearable weight of existence. Let the DavesÕ music guide you to a better place, where no one actually knows much of anything except that partyingÕs tight and self-destruction can be a creative act.
First Pressing - 500 (70 bong cloud, 119 purple dragon, 301 unicorn horn)